Au boulot… ou pas
By nonox56 - 09/06/2012 19:56 - France
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By nonox56 - 09/06/2012 19:56 - France
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By EvilCactus - 14/06/2012 11:49 - France - Haraucourt
Alors... En fait, mon père ayant oublié de me prévenir que le plombier venait, je dormais quand il est arrivé, et il m'a réveillée en entrant dans ma chambre. Donc de toute façon je pouvais pas m'habiller avant, et une fois levée, la 1ère chose que j'ai faite, c'est aller déjeuner (y'a des priorités quand même.), mais je me suis un peu habillée, après. Ensuite, c'est vrai que j'aurai pu réviser ailleurs que dans ma chambre, mais étant donné qu'il faisait toutes les pièces de la maison, je n'ai pas bougé, et de plus je trouvais qu'il est peut-être plus poli de rester quand il entre que de sortir d'un air de dire "tu me fais un peu chier, là". Enfin, je vous rassure, il ne me matait pas, j'ai exagéré pour rendre la situation plus comique en écrivant la VDM. Voilà. =)
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By Anonyme - 16/06/2012 17:32 - France - Versailles
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila