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By iceman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Sardieu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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By iceman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Sardieu
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By Gaby_17 - 21/09/2013 10:07 - France
Coucou à tous! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et en fait c'est moi la copine. L'expression date de l'an dernier, (Je repique la premiere année) et on y a repensé ce matin... D'où l'idée de la poster! Et elle est là! On a lu vos commentaires, ils sont très drôles, merci pour tout, et à la prochaine :-)
By vicoise - 22/09/2013 00:26 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Grenoble
By Pppasdouee - 23/09/2013 14:44
Salut tout le monde!! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (je n'ai pas utilisé mon compte parce que je n'arrivais pas à me connecter é_è). Cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivée "en vrai" mais à une de mes amies, qui s'appelle (si si!!) Fanta... Elle est une experte en jeu de mots sur "Fanta" (surtout maintenant :D) Ben voilà, bonne nuit à tous !! :)
By Plumes - 23/09/2013 15:12 - France - Ved
Bonsoir tout le monde, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM qui n'est en fait pas arrivée à moi, mais à la moitié des nouveaux élèves de mon école. Pour ceux qui demandaient comment on peut être sur le campus sans être inscrit, c'est le principe des Grandes écoles (en tout cas de la mienne) : pré-inscription au moment des résultats des concours et inscription administrative sur place (avec tous les papiers). Pour ce qui est des magasins de photocopie, mon école est à Evry... Le seul endroit où on peut aller faire des photocopies est à 20 bonnes minutes de marche du campus, donc ce n'est pas pratique pour la majorité qui n'a pas de voiture. La moitié de la nouvelle promotion s'est donc retrouvé à demander au BDE/associations/clubs/élèves en 2ème ou 3ème année/gens de l'administration (mais sans trop de succès avec ceux-ci) de les aider, bref un joyeux foutoir pendant quelques jours, le temps que tout le monde trouve un moyen de faire les précieuses photocopies !