SNCF, c'est possible
By emmaje - 16/09/2013 17:05 - France
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By emmaje - 16/09/2013 17:05 - France
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By doukiwhite - 25/10/2013 23:07 - France - Paris
Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci à ceux qui l'ont modéré :) Je voudrai préciser que si j'ai posté cette anecdote, je ne l'ai pas vécu personnellement. (En effet, comme je l'ai indiqué sur mon profil, je n'ai que 14 ans. À mon âge, rares sont celles (et ceux) qui forment des employés ^^) C'est ma tante, caissière de son état, qui a raconté cette petite histoire au cours d'un repas de famille il y a quelques semaines. Elle n'a pas de compte VDM, je me suis donc permis (pitié ne me frappez pas :P) de la publier. @mariechan : Une VDM similaire a-t-elle été postée ? Si c'est le cas, je suis désolée... En tout cas, cette VDM est une situation vécue, peut-être par plusieurs personnes. Keep calm and make cookies !
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By Sabrina - 16/12/2013 07:22 - France - Paris
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, je me suis crée un compte pour pouvoir vous répondre. Bon alors je vous rassure, il a compté deux fois pour m'embêter bien sûr, mais il a quand même eu besoin d'un petit moment de réflexion mais c'était plus dû à de l'étourderie qu'aux nombres de ses conquêtes (sur le coup je me suis quand même sentie assez mal d'où la vdm). A l'époque nous étions ensemble depuis un peu plus d'un mois. Aujourd'hui nous le sommes toujours, et tout va bien côté coeur et santé. Et non il ne m'a jamais trompé fort heureusement ;)