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By etmerde - 26/02/2013 13:20 - France - Is-sur-tille
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui vient commenter avec quelques mois de retard :-) je n'avais pas de compte à l'époque et blablabla... Je suis étonnée du nombre de personnes pour qui la VDM n'était pas claire à la base! Donc si certains ont encore des doutes, la crotte n'était bien entendu pas de ma petite louloute (d'ailleurs c'est bien connu, les chihuahuas chient des paillettes, des étoiles et des arc en ciels... non?) mais bien celle d'un beaucoup plus gros chien! Bref, je ne sais pas ce que le bonhomme avait mangé ce matin là, mais il n'était vraiment pas commode et il ne m'a pas laissée m'en sortir sans me coller une amende quand même. Du coup j'ai pris une photo avec mon smartphone histoire d'aller rouspéter par après et j'ai pu faire sauter l'amende. Tout s'est donc bien terminé, mais je me serais bien passée de toutes ces emmerdes (et allez expliquer à vos potes pourquoi vous avez une photo de votre chien à côté d'une crotte géante aussi, vous verrez, c'est super!) Voilà donc la fin de l'histoire :-)
By jetaime76 - 30/05/2013 15:24 - France - Maromme
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !
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By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
Je suis la copine du "geek" et la fille a l'origine de cette VDM. A la vue des nombreux commentaires, je tiens juste a préciser que cette anecdote nous a fait rire, en aucun cas il n'y a eu de dispute. Que pour rien au monde nous envisageons de nous séparer : ni moi pour une histoire de Playstation, ni lui pour une "gameuse" qui aime ça. Nous aimons nous taquiner, car nous sommes très complice. Et pour être honnête il m'arrive même de jouer avec lui :) Sur ce, a bon entendeur, salut a tous :)