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By Anonyme - 11/01/2015 00:39 - France - Chamagnieu
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Déjà, merci de l'avoir publié, yeaaaaah, je peux mourir en paix o/ :D Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a plus d'un an en fait ; je l'avais proposée à ce moment-là mais elle n'avait pas été retenue... La 2e tentative fut la bonne :P Pour répondre aux commentaires, non mon cher et tendre de l'époque n'est pas un macho, ni dégueu, c'était en fait rien de plus qu'une blague... D'ailleurs même le fait que je lui ai proposé de faire le ménage vu qu'il s'ennuyait en était une, vu qu'habituellement, effectivement, on le faisait ensemble. Ou je le lui proposais pas, mais lui demandais ^^ Je remercie quand même tous ceux qui m'ont conseillé des réparties ou des façons de négocier pour la répartition des tâches ménagères! Je suis comme vous pour le 50/50 :)
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour précision, il s'agit d'un élève de petite section qui a des problèmes de comportement (inutile de le préciser, vous l'aviez deviné...). Cela s'est passé dans la cour et il est allé uriner un peu plus loin de moi (mais à ma vue), sur des escaliers. Bien évidemment, j'en ai parlé aux parents...
By ThatTalk - 11/02/2015 09:01 - France - Montrouge
Hey, je suis l'auteur de la VDM (je me fais un compte pour l'occas) En fait, je travaille au Québec, et j'ai acheté le gâteau en supermarché en France en vérifiant bien la date de péremption. Je me suis dit que vu que le gâteau serait en soute tout le voyage, il serait au frais. Faut croire qu'il y a eut un couac dans le raisonnement ! Au final les gens ont surtout rigolé, et moi aussi, même si j'avais quand même un peu honte. Et non, je n'ai pas précisé d'où je venais car je n'avais pas très envie de lire des commentaires un peu lourds et peu constructifs du genre "telle région c'est nul" ou "telle ville rpz" etc