About Txistoer
Yo les gens ! J'suis Breton,15 ans, j'aime le sport, les jeux vidéo, manger (surtout), sortir avec mes potes et heuuuu...pleins d'autres trucs trop cool ! Bref je vais pas raconter ma life non plus pcq vous en avez rien à foutre ! ( et oui je le sais) :p Tu dis que tu aimes la pluie mais tu utilises un parapluie quand il pleut. Tu dis que tu aimes le soleil mais tu cherches l'ombre quand il brille. Tu dis que tu aimes le vent mais tu fermes la fenêtre quand il souffle. C'est pourquoi j'ai peur quand tu me dis que tu m'aimes...
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Txistoer's favorite FMLs
By Soufifre - / Friday 24 June 2011 23:04 / France
By Maatis - / Thursday 7 November 2013 16:36 / France - La Chapelle D'armentieres
By Anonyme - / Tuesday 22 October 2013 16:54 / France - Paris
By miette_de_pain - / Thursday 10 October 2013 15:36 / France
By Superslip - / Monday 23 September 2013 16:32 / France - Nantes