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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By Anonyme - 10/01/2013 00:06 - France - Serris
By kakerlaken71 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cergy
By AryaStark - 23/04/2013 05:09 - France - Nice
By Anonyme - 22/05/2013 08:47 - France - Mazang
By Nym2201 - 30/09/2013 21:17 - France - Castelginest
Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !
By BackToTheFutur - 19/12/2013 07:40 - France
Vous avez tous raison, il s'agit de Red john ;)
By Copcopine - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 22/03/2014 16:01 - France - La Houblonni
By AR - 24/03/2014 22:32 - France
By Puceau - 31/03/2014 22:29 - Belgique - Brussels
By Silver-Ace - 16/06/2014 17:47 - France - Saint-malo
By prepamaths - 22/06/2014 08:06 - France - Soyaux
By Anonyme - 10/10/2014 06:35 - France - Dreux
By Le Phalanger - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Pezed - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Aulnay-sous-bois
By frompu - 30/10/2014 18:14 - France
By shiro - 19/04/2008 19:43
By quandestcequeLaterrsouvre - 04/01/2009 20:55
By Celoux - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Salut à tous, Après quelques commentaire sporadiques, voici la version des faits ! Déjà merci de m'avoir publiée, ça a été la surprise de la journée et ça a bien fait rire mon copain qui ne se doutait pas que j'avais posté sa petite phrase ! Ensuite j'ai bien rigolé sur certains des commentaires, ça va loin parfois sur l'adoption, je ne m'attendais pas vraiment à ça ! Alors pour ceux qui se demandent comment on peut se disputer avec son chat, voici un petit tuto super simple, que connaissent déjà certains d'entre vous d'après ce que j'ai lu : 1. Faire la lessive et changer les draps du lit 2. Revenir 1h après dans la chambre et constater que le chat a vomi à la place du chéri 3. Chéri qui cours derrière le chat pour l'engueuler 4. Chat qui miaule pour protester depuis le dessous du canapé 5. Chéri qui claque la porte pour le bouder en lui disant qu'il a été adopté Sur le coup j'étais vraiment écroulée de rire et j'ai voulu partager ça avec vous tous ^^ P.S : le chat le vit bien, comme si on ne lui avait jamais rien dit, je me demande bien pourquoi ;)