Ça m'a échappé, j'vous jure
By Aienimateur - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
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By Aienimateur - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure ! Des explications peut être ? En réalité, il s'agit du petit frère de mon copain qui ne se douche pas seul, je trouvais que c'était plus simple à raconter sous l'angle de vue du père. J'ai plusieurs fois demander à mon copain pourquoi il se douchait pas seul, et il m'a répondu que son frère est maladroit, et qu'il inonde la salle de bain si sa mère n'est pas avec. Après, je pense pas qu'elle le nettoie vraiment etc, enfin je ne peux pas savoir non plus... Je reconnais qu'il est "couvé" par sa mère et qu'il ne sait rien faire seul ^^ Ça n'a pas l'air de choquer qui que ce soit dans la famille (à part moi ^^) et le petit frère ne dit rien. Voilà voilà!
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By croncho - 17/11/2014 14:49 - France - Belfort
Bonjour a tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM ainsi que le père des 3 bambins. Un vrai plaisir de voir mon anecdote publiée. Par contre il semble que je sois le seul a je pas avoir reçu de mail (très drôle semble t'il) pour m'informer que ma VDM était publiée. Pas de badge non plus?! Enfin, le simple fait d'être publié est déjà exceptionnel. Alors pour préciser, le "petit billet" était un billet de 10 donc suffisant pour s'acheter un paquet de clopes. Sur le coup, ma femme et moi nous sommes regardés, consternés puis voyant que les enfants trouvaient ça très drôle nous avons simplement dit a Tâta que non, ils étaient un peu jeunes pour fumer et que si il pouvaient s'en passer ce serait bien. En tout cas les gosses ont trouvé ça très bien la visite à la grande Tante... :-)