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By fred1506 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Colmar
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
By fred1506 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Colmar
By cougouar petit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By tiredmaman - 29/06/2013 12:52 - France - Argences
By Fifi - 29/06/2013 16:35 - Suisse - Prilly
By TammyWicked - 29/06/2013 23:08 - France - Quimper
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, alors déjà ce n'est pas mon compte je n'avais pas envie de m'inscrire alors je vous répond avec celui d'une amie. Alors pour l'histoire mon véritable nom est vraiment Fertile pour ceux qui doutent ou qui trouvent cela tiré par les cheveux. Imaginez le nombre de moqueries en étant plus jeune (avec la pub fertiligène par exemple ^^). Bon ensuite par "chance" je ne veux pas d'enfants, ni maintenant, ni plus tard, mais c'est vrai que quand on vous annonce une chose pareil ça fait quand même un choc. Ensuite j'ai pensé que c'était un comble d'avoir un nom pareil pour au final être stérile ! Alors voilà VDM. Mais c'est vrai je n'aurai pas posté sur ce site si cela avait été un drame pour moi (donc si j'avais voulu des enfants). Donc voilà. Et merci pour vos messages de compassion qui m'ont fait plaisir, car malgré le fait que je ne veuille pas d'enfants, au moins certaines personnes ont du coeur, si je puis dire. Car en imaginant que j'ai été une femme qui aurait voulu toute une ribambelle de gosses, les TLBM sont VRAIMENT déplacés. Mais bon il y en a toujours, ils sont inévitables. Très bonne journée à vous tous !
By Llioan - 30/06/2013 00:15 - France
By Kahaia - 30/06/2013 12:02 - France - Clermont
By Anonyme - 02/07/2013 17:51 - France - Nancy
By gong - 04/07/2013 07:19 - France - Luynes
By hudrag - 04/07/2013 15:08 - Belgique
By Ouuuups - 05/07/2013 02:26 - Canada - Montr
By Flow - 05/07/2013 09:38 - France - Varennes-sur-loire
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By Romy - 24/06/2009 18:02
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By Ninportnawak - 28/07/2009 13:46
Badmington. Et pourtant, échauffement léger (léger dans le sens pas trop intensif mais suffisament long quand même), étirements. Et quand j'ai senti que ma jambe droite suivait bien le rythme, j'ai commencé l'entrainement. Et ben pas de chance je vois que ça x)
By groslapin - 29/07/2009 19:38
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.