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By sophie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You are now a certified FML member
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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