By Anonyme - 25/05/2013 16:31 - France
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Vu que j'ai pas envie de raconter ma vie ici (et que j'ai un peu la flemme), je vais me contenter d'exprimer une petite pensée philosophique :
"Personne dans ce monde devrait se considérer comme un gros nul, car nous sommes tous arrivés les premiers de la course à l’ovule."
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