By Mojow - 09/10/2013 11:04 - Belgique - Antwerp
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Mauditebrunette's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 09/10/2013 11:48 - France - La Ravoire
By Souu - 09/10/2013 13:41 - Belgique - Seneffe
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By filledemerde - 09/10/2013 16:24 - France - Paris
By RegimMan - 09/10/2013 20:58 - France - Ajaccio
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By Anonyme - 11/10/2013 17:08 - France - Toulouse
By camegave - 12/10/2013 18:29 - Suisse - Lausanne
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Mon loulou m'a sauté dessus au moment où j'étais en train de finir de mettre le mascara , du coup je me suis mis dans l'oeil la minibrosse qui sert à l'appliquer. Comme je porte des verres de contact, pas de dégâts à la cornée :) Mais, du coup, impossible d'enlever le verre de contact tellement mon oeil me faisait mal et coulait... Par contre, effectivement, le mascara lui, a parfaitement résisté!
By Anonyme - 13/10/2013 08:23 - France - Bouc-bel-air
Encaissement
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By camprout - 13/10/2013 17:23 - France - Montreuil
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By Anonyme - 14/10/2013 18:30 - France - Pont-saint-martin
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By Anonyme - 15/10/2013 15:34 - Belgique - Herve
La goutte d'eau
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By kylian - 23/10/2013 21:38 - France - Cherbourg
Bourrin
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Cette anecdote s'est passée hier en fait et c'est ma mère qui me l'a raconté quand je suis rentrée des cours. Sur le coup ça m'a choqué et puis j'en ai rigolé car au final il s'est fait plaisir et ça lui a fait une petite aventure. Il faut savoir que mon grand père est malade et pas trop en état de sortir, voilà pourquoi on a dû appeler la police car il aurait pu se passer n'importe quoi de grave ! Quoi qu'il en soit j'ai été étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée mais j'en suis très heureuse :) Et pour l'info, je suis belge donc normal que mon grand père fugue pour manger des frites, elles sont tellement bonnes en même temps ;) Sur ce, bonne soirée