By Zèbre - 12/06/2012 23:30 - France - Montauban
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Theodoub's favorite FMLs
Oh Brother
By Stagiaire - 14/06/2012 06:59 - France - Aix-en-provence
By techspasdroles - 14/06/2012 12:09 - France - Caen
Salut toi !
By TortueNinja - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
Astuce déco
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By coali - 14/06/2012 14:57 - France - Cellieu
By Anonyme - 14/06/2012 20:21 - France - Wittenheim
Alerte
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By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
nadj tells us more.
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By Fuckthem - 17/06/2012 12:09 - France - Chilly-mazarin
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By creeped out - 17/06/2012 18:50 - États-Unis - New York
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.