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By telly23 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Fournes-en-weppes
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By telly23 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Fournes-en-weppes
By lolita7827 - 19/08/2012 04:20 - France
By nikolaimonroe - 24/08/2012 00:13 - France - Revigny-sur-ornain
Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.
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By Erwan42 - 07/05/2012 16:00 - France - Domblans
Cette VDM est la mienne...Je tiens à faire quelques précisions! Le site a corrigé automatiquement le mot "mateuse" en "matheuse", merci au modérateur pas forcément ok avec l'orthographe...Mais non pour ma part pas besoin de bescherelle ;) Merci à lui d'avoir ensuite corriger la faute qu'il avait commise ! Et oui les papy sont vicieux et j'ai eu le droit de voir ses parties génitales bien à l'air en position gyneco dans la nuit....(entre nous: berk !) Mais je tiens à préciser qu'heureusement pour moi j'ai mieux à la maison, même dans ma table de nuit...! A tous les hommes qui fantasment sur les infirmières...STOP par pitié....!