La référence
By 007 - 13/07/2010 16:16 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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See, one of you was right.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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By 007 - 13/07/2010 16:16 - France
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By Pppasdouee - 23/09/2013 14:44
Salut tout le monde!! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (je n'ai pas utilisé mon compte parce que je n'arrivais pas à me connecter é_è). Cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivée "en vrai" mais à une de mes amies, qui s'appelle (si si!!) Fanta... Elle est une experte en jeu de mots sur "Fanta" (surtout maintenant :D) Ben voilà, bonne nuit à tous !! :)
By calisse - 23/09/2013 18:05 - France - Lyon
By tchitchi02 - 24/09/2013 11:03 - France - Saint-genest-lerpt
Salut je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Donc vu mon jeune âge, vous vous doutez bien que la Vdm ne m'est pas arrivé. C'est a mon grand frère qu'elle est arrivée (il a 22 ans). Bien sur il a dit a sa copine d'aller se faire voir. Mais n'ayant pas de compte vdm, il m'a demandé d'écrire sa VDM a sa place. Voila et merci d'avoir moderé et validé la VDM.
By Rapporteuse - 24/09/2013 13:50 - France - Castelginest
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By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 22:56 - France - Marseille
By LooneyM - 24/10/2013 10:35 - France - Montsoult
Hello ! Je suis l'auteur (de sexe féminin)(je ne sais pas si "auteure " se dit), et ça me fait vachement plaisir de voir ma VDM publiée ! Effectivement #8, j'aurais dû faire ça... Mais je n'y ai pas pensé ^^ En fait, Josseline (ma belle-mère) est très à cheval sur le ménage et la propreté, sauf que moi j'ai 2 chiens et 2 furets, donc oui, dans mon appart ça ne sent pas toujours la rose et il y a quelques poils qui se baladent ! Cependant je ne vis pas dans une porcherie non plus, j'aère tous les jours et je nettoie le sol très souvent. Sur le coup j'ai voulu l'ignorer, mais mon copain a aussi entendu et lui a répondu : " C'est à cause des chiens, on va nettoyer " après quoi Jojo a haussé les sourcils de façon assez théâtrale, et puis nous n'en avons plus parlé.
By Lotta_Waay - 24/10/2013 12:14 - France - M
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By Anonyme - 25/10/2013 08:14 - France
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)