andreah2119

Miss kitchener, canada 40 years-old In a relationship

SSH 18 January 2009, 12:41 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

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IB6UB9 28 November 2009, 17:32 United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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