About Exorcio
To anyone visiting this page, I wish you the most fulfilled life you could live and I hope all your dreams come true. One of the saddest things to say is "I regret" and I hope you don't live with any. When you're at the end of your life looking back, it's too late. Do you want to get there and wish you had done something differently? Live every day as if it were your last. Go out on that limb and tell her she's beautiful. Tell him he's charming. Tell your family you love them. Tell your friends you cherish them. Never live a day wishing you had done something and didn't; you never know what could come of it. Whatever you go through you'll be okay, and if not you're dead so don't worry about it anyway. The most precious commodity in your life is time, and you'll never have more. Your life is your own; rise up and live it.
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