Mr illinois bizzmitch, U.S.A 34 years-old In a relationship
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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