Ashxoxo36

Pittsburgh , USA 31 years-old Single

McKenna 16 July 2011, 04:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Roode This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Public freakout time

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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