By Anonyme - 29/01/2012 21:19
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You're following 200 people
By Anonyme - 29/01/2012 21:19
By sal_ami - 30/01/2012 09:57 - Suisse
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By Anonyme - 13/06/2012 12:01
By EvilCactus - 14/06/2012 11:49 - France - Haraucourt
Alors... En fait, mon père ayant oublié de me prévenir que le plombier venait, je dormais quand il est arrivé, et il m'a réveillée en entrant dans ma chambre. Donc de toute façon je pouvais pas m'habiller avant, et une fois levée, la 1ère chose que j'ai faite, c'est aller déjeuner (y'a des priorités quand même.), mais je me suis un peu habillée, après. Ensuite, c'est vrai que j'aurai pu réviser ailleurs que dans ma chambre, mais étant donné qu'il faisait toutes les pièces de la maison, je n'ai pas bougé, et de plus je trouvais qu'il est peut-être plus poli de rester quand il entre que de sortir d'un air de dire "tu me fais un peu chier, là". Enfin, je vous rassure, il ne me matait pas, j'ai exagéré pour rendre la situation plus comique en écrivant la VDM. Voilà. =)
By Anonyme - 18/06/2012 10:26 - France
By Pipi_Caca - 22/07/2012 22:41
olalala ma VDM a été publié :) Je pense effectivement que mon cher prof de droit pensait à François Hollande, le cas pratique faisant aussi référence à une certaine Angela de nationalité allemande...