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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Sounds promising

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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jonasister · 15 April 2012, 18:43 ·Lund, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy

Roll with it

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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