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By madou - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tournefeuille
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By Antrophyge - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM... Je viens de me faire un compte afin de vous répondre, vu que beaucoup de gens se demendent si j'ai un chat. Alors non, je n'ai pas d'autres animaux hormis des poissons... Et j'ai indiqué que c'etait un poisson rouge pour ne pas entrer dans les détails mais il s'agit en réalité d'un mâle guppy qui vis avec ses congénères guppy (tous des mâles, pour éviter la surpopulation). Il y a peu de chances qu'il se soit fait manger car les guppys sont de petits poissons et ils sont plutôt pacifiques. Ils vivaient tous depuis assez longtemps ensemble et je ne les ai même jamais vu se battre !! Surtout que l'un d'eux était mort cet hiver, et qu'ils n'avaient touchés à rien. Par précaution j'ai lavé l'aquarium et de ce coté là, rien du tout ! Idemn pour le philtre, qui possède une grille de protection pour que les Néons (qui sont très petits) ne passent pas non plus ! Le mystère est donc toujours entier et le cadavre d'F.R (c'est le nom du disparu !) est toujours aussi introuvable... Et je ne sais si c'est une bonne chose de se dire que je vais probablement le retrouver a l'odeur... ! ^^