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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, donc je viens expliquer un peu de quoi il retourne. Je ne suis pas mariée, je ne suis pas en couple, et l'utilisation du mot amant n'avait rien à voir avec une infidélité quelle qu'elle soit. Le mot amant était à entendre seulement dans le sens "Homme ayant des relations essentiellement physiques avec une femme". Nous flirtions depuis plusieurs semaines, et avions enfin "conclu" (bouh le vilain mot, mais j'aurais pu employer pire !). Avant de pioncer, monsieur m'avait demandé si j'envisageais plus qu'un one shot, ce à quoi j'avais répondu que oui, pourquoi pas, bonne nuit. Voilà pourquoi, le matin, ne le voyant plus, j'ai assez mal pris qu'il se soit barré sans prévenir. Il était effectivement dans la salle de bain, et a été un rien vexé en m'entendant l'insulter copieusement et, toute ma mauvaise foi resurgissant dans un pareil cas, assuré à mon félin que c'était nul de toute façon. Un rien impulsive la nana, je le reconnais. Mais bon, il me plaisait ce garçon aussi ! Ceci étant, si certains parmi vous aiment les happy end, sachez que l'amant en question a lu la VDM, que ça l'a beaucoup fait rire, et qu'il est revenu. Et qu'il est en train de devenir un plus qu'amant. Et sinon, mon chat va bien.