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"C’est malheureux, M’a dit un vieillard savant, Mais être heureux, C’est un travail à plein temps"
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Zelda1996 tells us more.

Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Wow, alors déjà merci d'avoir validé, ça a été la grosse surprise de la journée x) J'ai dû me créer un compte exprès pour apporter des précisions, alors je vais le faire de suite ! Alors déjà, je tiens à dire qu'avec mon copain nous avons l'habitude de nous envoyer des phrases trash de ce style, on délire beaucoup sur ça (oui nous sommes un couple bizarre lol). En effet, je revenais de chez l'esthéticienne et c'est une fois couchée que je lui montre fièrement mes jambes toutes douces. Sur le coup c'est vrai que je m'attendais à un compliment, et à la place j'ai eu droit à ça :') par la suite nous avons été pris d'un fou rire et je me suis dit que ce serait sympa de poster cette petite anecdote. Certains diront que mon copain a la classe internationale, mais je vous assure je suis pire que lui parfois :') Comme je l'ai dit on délire beaucoup en s'envoyant ce genre de phrase, et même si parfois ça casse un peu, au final on fini toujours par en rire ;) Ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis très bien traitée par mon copain et il a toute sa tête :) Voilà, en tout cas nous sommes très contents que notre VDM a été validée, on ne s'y attendais pas du tout, et certains commentaires nous ont bien fait rire ! Bonne journée à tous ! xoxo