By lahonte - 27/06/2013 11:10 - France
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Laliseusedevdm's favorite FMLs
Sensible
By cougouar petit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Wardio - 01/07/2013 19:57 - France - Thionville
By Arth37 - 07/07/2013 11:01 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
By clmrn - 18/08/2013 18:55 - France - Gasville
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Conseil de pro
By Anonyme - 26/08/2013 08:59 - France - Ferri
By Zouz64 - 05/09/2013 11:11 - France
By Daniel_rules - 07/09/2013 06:55 - États-Unis - Indianapolis
By zoubillon - 09/09/2013 06:29 - France
By annarchy - 12/09/2013 01:27 - Guadeloupe - Jarry
By escroclogue - 16/09/2013 17:17 - France
By Eve il - 17/09/2013 00:59 - France - Audun-le-tiche
By Pppasdouee - 23/09/2013 14:44
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Salut tout le monde!! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (je n'ai pas utilisé mon compte parce que je n'arrivais pas à me connecter é_è). Cette histoire ne m'est pas arrivée "en vrai" mais à une de mes amies, qui s'appelle (si si!!) Fanta... Elle est une experte en jeu de mots sur "Fanta" (surtout maintenant :D) Ben voilà, bonne nuit à tous !! :)
By Nevada - 18/10/2013 09:14 - France - Codognan
Bourrin
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Humiliation de l'année - 11/11/2013 21:00 - France
Illisible
By thibault - 26/12/2013 15:11 - France
By Anonyme - 30/01/2014 22:17 - France
By melimelo24 - 03/02/2014 11:45 - Australie - Clayton
melimelo24 tells us more.
Hello, je suis l'auteur (la fille de l'histoire en fait) ! Alors les faits remontent à quelques années mais je crois que je jouais à un Suikoden. Sauf que comme d'hab, je me suis perdue dans une ville en cherchant un truc alors petit craquage improductif à courir après les oiseaux en ricanant. Ma mère s'est bien foutue de moi après m'avoir surprise ^^ Mais que #34 se rassure, je cours aussi après les pigeons en vrai, même maintenant. Promis, à quarante ans j'arrête. (... ou pas)
Assassins !
By pestacle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Creil
Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm Ma mère a effectivement d'étranges places de rangement (comme le fer à repasser avec les casseroles par exemple). Les plantes ont malheureusement du mal à pousser dans ma pelouse-salle à manger, mais je vais essayer avec l'engrais qui se cache dans ma bibliothèque ;)