By papachiant - 26/05/2014 19:16 - France - Saint-jean-de-moirans
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By anonyme - 17/06/2014 20:20 - France - Paris
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Ça m'a échappé, j'vous jure
By Aienimateur - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
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By llbzh - 29/07/2014 14:05 - France - Br
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Bonjour tous le monde! En lisant certains commentaires, je tiens à clarifier que je suis bénévole. C'est n'est pas mon travail! Je fais partie d'une association qui organise des nettoyages de plages (he oui, les vacanciers peuvent être des gros cochons !). Je suppose que je ne peux pas la citer ici sans me faire modérer, mais l'information est largement disponible sur internet et peut être aussi sur vos lieux de vacances. Ce qui compte surtout c'est d'avoir de la main d'oeuvre. La quete permet de réunir des fonds pour les kit de nettoyage et parfois la mise en décharge d'encombrant qu'on récupère, laissés à l'abandon sur les plages -_-' . Je comprend qu'on ne veuille rien donner dans la rue. Moi même je ne fais jamais de don sur place. Dans le fond je n'étais pas vraiment offensée par ce geste, c'était plutôt ironique. En plus c'est un peu de ma faute: parler de "geste pour l'environnement" c'est pourri et usé comme slogan! J'avais un peu honte de moi quand même.
By carooooo - 02/08/2014 01:33 - France - Niort
Top model
By raphouphoune - 06/08/2014 12:11 - France
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By geographic_tongue - 07/08/2014 08:12 - France - Lyon
Fausse équivalence
By Little baby - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
Tu m'étonnes
By Traknard - 08/08/2014 06:53 - France
By glabou - 08/08/2014 19:15 - France - Tournefeuille
Ma vieille caisse
By UledMaster - 10/08/2014 01:49 - France - Saint-aygulf
Hep, vous là-bas !
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By StagiaireExploitée - 18/08/2014 07:05 - France - Toulon
By Parisiano - 19/08/2014 07:56 - France
By Zuckerberg - 22/08/2014 20:20 - France - Bourges
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)