Projection
By bambi_fou - 28/05/2012 18:46 - France - Marseille
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
By bambi_fou - 28/05/2012 18:46 - France - Marseille
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By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Après avoir dit cette énormité, il y a eu un long moment de silence et le voisin s'est mis à avoir un fou rire. C'est alors que j'ai compris ce que j'avais dit. J'ai donc rectifié en disant qu'il s'agissait d'un trou ... de mémoire. Il a finit par m'ouvrir et m'a remercié pour le fou rire que je lui avais donné !