By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
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By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
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J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...