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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rochefort
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rochefort
By lol - 06/10/2013 18:38 - France - Paris
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By bricodudim - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
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By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By nass - 03/11/2013 11:29 - France
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By alol - 15/11/2013 07:07 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
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By lolilol70 - 08/12/2013 12:43 - Belgique - Sint-niklaas
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Ma fille et moi étions dans un centre commercial où je venais de lui acheter cette fameuse brassière Barbie (pas soutien-gorge) qui lui a fait plaisir. Elle l'a directement portée étant donné qu'elle voulait faire comme sa soeur qui a 14 ans. J'ai trouvé ça mignon. Et la suite, vous la connaissez ;)
By God bless you - 10/12/2013 11:31 - France - Montreuil-bellay
By BridéeCD13 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
By Lansmir - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mennecy
Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Cette anecdote s'est passée hier en fait et c'est ma mère qui me l'a raconté quand je suis rentrée des cours. Sur le coup ça m'a choqué et puis j'en ai rigolé car au final il s'est fait plaisir et ça lui a fait une petite aventure. Il faut savoir que mon grand père est malade et pas trop en état de sortir, voilà pourquoi on a dû appeler la police car il aurait pu se passer n'importe quoi de grave ! Quoi qu'il en soit j'ai été étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée mais j'en suis très heureuse :) Et pour l'info, je suis belge donc normal que mon grand père fugue pour manger des frites, elles sont tellement bonnes en même temps ;) Sur ce, bonne soirée