By Vineke - 01/02/2014 18:43 - France - Paris
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By ordi1maman0 - 26/04/2014 21:23 - France
ordi1maman0 tells us more.
Bonjour tout le monde ! (Ou bonsoir, tout dépendra l'heure à laquelle vous verrez ce message héhé). Alors tout d'abord, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM donc je viens de créer un compte afin de préciser cette petite histoire. Il faut aussi dire que je suis vraiment, mais alors vraiment super contente que ma VDM se retrouve sur le site, c'est ma première !!!!!!! *champagne* J'ai eu une grosse surprise en la voyant ce matin sur le site, merci beaucoup donc! Alors voilà, il faut savoir que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ahah, non ma maman n'a pas 80 ans, elle est juste, disons... fâchée avec internet ! Bien évidemment, cela me rappelle le jour où j'ai dit à ma maman que l'ordinateur était infesté de virus et qu'elle s'est empressée d'aller chercher une lingette désinfectante afin de nettoyer l'écran et le clavier... hum hum. Ma maman a bien rigolé quand elle a vu que la petite histoire que j'avais raconté a été publiée donc tout va bien! Voili voilou! Je vous fait à tous de gros bisous et peut-être à bientôt pour une nouvelle péripétie ! Pauline.
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By BébéBart - 10/05/2014 11:25 - France - Achicourt
J'ai été tellement abasourdie que sur le coup je n'ai rien trouvé à répondre, et l'attitude de la mère laissait clairement entendre qu'il ne valait mieux pas que je me permette une réflexion... En y repensant je me dis que j'aurais peut être dû, mais je ne sais pas jusqu'où ça aurait pu aller ensuite.