By Tikouik - 31/12/2013 13:00 - France - Bordeaux
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
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The Mixer
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Poolala's favorite FMLs
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Tragédie
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L'appel
By JuxBox - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Beaune
Bonjour bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur et je viens rétablir un petit peu de justice. La situation était la suivante : j'étais sur une piste cyclable, à un seul sens, comme on en trouve plein à Strasbourg. Le mec qui est arrivé en face de moi était donc complètement à contre-sens, alors que, sur le trottoir de l'autre côté de la rue, il avait une autre piste cyclable dans le bon sens, elle. De fait, comme j'étais en règle, je me disais qu'il se décalerait. Sauf que comme l'espace pour se décaler était sur ma droite (donc sa gauche), lui croyait que moi, je me décalerais, selon la logique de tout le monde ici. Ce que je n'ai pas fait. Et lui non plus. Bon, au final, on va bien tous les deux, du moins je crois.