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By cloercie - 16/03/2012 14:01
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je l'ai postée hier soir mais sans compte, car je n'en avais pas et je n'en ai un que depuis quelques minutes. Et je m'en suis créé un uniquement pour faire taire les mauvaises langues. Et car je ne sais pas comment poster sur "VDM la suite" quand on est un "sans compte". Après bien à vous de me croire ou non. Alors concernant ma VDM, effectivement, elle ne s'est pas passé en octobre (logique) mais en juillet, je ne l'ai juste pas posté avant. Deuxièmement, contrairement à ce que certains pensent, j'étais une membre actif de la bataille d'eau, j'étais même la première à être trempée de la tête aux pieds (merci les autres animateurs et les enfants), heureusement que j'avais des rechanges. Et concernant ce moment, j'ai beaucoup rit quand le gosse m'a versé son verre d'eau, je ne m'y attendais vraiment pas, j'ai été très surprise. Et c'est une VDM dans le sens où je suis allé consoler le petit car il avait reçu de l'eau et en retour il m'en verse, ce qui n'est pas très logique, car normalement quand on ne veut pas être mouillé on ne mouille pas non plus les autres. C'est un moment qui m'a fait beaucoup rire, et le "pire" dans l'histoire c'est que durant la bataille j'ai dû aller à consoler plusieurs fois le petit en question, je ne suis pas pour laisser un enfant pleurer, sa me fait trop mal au coeur. D'ailleurs depuis que j'ai fini de travailler au centre, je suis même devenu sa baby-sitter.