Pouido

37 years-old

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
Repeat offender

5 of your FMLs have been published. Bad luck just sticks to you.
Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Bad luck subscriber

20 of your FMLs have been published. At this point, it's a talent.
Legend of misfortune

100 of your FMLs have been published. We owe you a lot, and you've suffered a lot.