By Alizon - 29/07/2014 19:05 - France - Froeningen
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Je suis fan de Quentin Mosimann depuis la Star Ac, j'ai d'ailleurs eu la chance de le voir plusieurs fois (et ce n'est pas fini) et de faire quelques photos avec lui!
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Somerholic's favorite FMLs
By snaploose - 28/08/2014 20:29 - France
La bonne farce
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Corquilleroy
By Ikoma - 17/10/2014 20:36 - France - Ahun
Ikoma tells us more.
Le distributeur
By ram - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Clichy
By BarbieBoy - 16/02/2015 18:54 - France - Hyères
By Insanity - 02/03/2015 17:18 - France - La Poste
By Anonyme - 06/04/2015 10:46 - France - Miserey-salines
Mince alors…
By Anonyme - 22/07/2015 15:55 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 06/08/2015 21:35 - France - Mitry-mory
By Doge - 10/09/2015 15:38 - France
Merci patron !
By Elicec - 02/11/2015 16:06 - France - Faleyras
Circulez
By JeunePolicière - 02/11/2015 22:01 - France - Colombes
By Dess - 25/01/2016 14:28 - France - Nantes
By 20€ - 29/04/2016 00:20 - France
By Avis des parents - 20/06/2016 15:11 - France - Nantes
Alpha
By Pendazaz - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Meaux
Panique nocturne
By Fifi brindacier - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Clichy-sous-bois
VDM au sens littéral
By DrGlamour - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By steffanie - 19/09/2013 12:19 - France - Daux
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Déjà merci de l'avoir validée à une large majorité ! Concernant la brosse à dent, il s'agit en effet d'une Oral B, je ne pensais pas que l'on avait le droit de citer des marques, c'est pour ça que je ne l'avais pas précisé ;-) Sinon, j'en suis très content, et pour vous rassurer, elle fonctionne même avec de l'eau dessus ! J'ai néanmoins trouvé ça étonnant dans une notice pour un appareil comme celui là ! Et le terme "appareil" est bien utilisé pour l'ensemble "Corps de brosse" + "Brossette" ! Sinon, pour ceux qui auraient des idées saugrenues pour certains usages, la citation complète est "Evitez tout contact de l'appareil avec de l'eau... ou tout autre liquide." ;-)