TheGrimReaper666

Mr Area 51 30 years-old

swollenpenis 25 January 2013, 06:11 Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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Anonymous 4 August 2013, 00:46 Kerman, United States

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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