zena9910

Miss Melbourne , Australia 36 years-old Single

tool 9 April 2009, 06:03 United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Netherlands

Accidents come fast

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

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