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Miss 33 years-old In a relationship

cutiekenz21 31 July 2011, 00:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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indierocklove This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Inspiring

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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