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By SellyH - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nézignan
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By SellyH - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nézignan
By Miroir mon beau miroir - 19/11/2015 20:10 - France - Nancy
By redhotchilisesam - 20/11/2015 03:26 - France - Strasbourg
By plik38 - 20/11/2015 10:52 - France
By FaitesDesGosses - 20/11/2015 20:37 - France - Selles-saint-denis
By lord24 - 21/11/2015 12:16 - Russie
Je tiens à préciser que la vodka a pris feu et qu'une flamme géante nous a entouré. Ce après quoi nous avons tous couru pour sortir (plein de gens sont tombés car le sol vers la piscine était mouillé). Mais plus de peur que de mal car aucun blessé !
By UnJourEnfin - 21/11/2015 14:35 - France
By youpi - 21/11/2015 19:51 - France
By Arick - 21/11/2015 22:26 - Royaume-Uni - London
By jellou - 22/11/2015 07:08 - Singapour - Singapore
By fleurdeparis - 22/11/2015 14:55 - France - Lyon
By Un_Chat_Noir - 22/11/2015 16:02 - France - Lyon
By Jul - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Bates - 22/11/2015 22:30 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By Anonyme - 23/11/2015 04:44 - France
By hellogoodbye - 23/11/2015 09:49 - France - Lesparre-m?doc
By malocouilles - 23/11/2015 16:45 - France - Lons
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Lily - 23/11/2015 19:46 - France - Quimper
By Anonyme - 24/11/2015 09:55 - France - Lutterbach
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors pour répondre aux commentaires, je ne sortais pas de boîte, je n'étais pas alcoolisée et personne n'avait fumé à l'intérieur pendant la soirée. Sinon, je prend des douches tous les matins, mets du déo et même un peu de parfum ! Du coup, j'ai préféré me dire qu'il devait rester l'odeur du client précédent ;) (soyez sympas, dites moi que c'est la solution la plus probable !)