Le gros malaise
By Beely - 27/12/2011 15:55 - France
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Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila