Stalker vibes
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Vous avez tous raison, il s'agit de Red john ;)
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By mimie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-maurice-de-beynost
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)