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Lady Eve · 23 March 2024, 20:00 ·Pompano Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Control

Today, I got laid off from my job for the second time. Now I'm broke, rent is badly due, and I'm really considering going back to being a dominatrix just until I can find something else. FML

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So so close to clean · 8 February 2017, 16:00 ·Warren, United States

Proper job

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 424 You deserved it 1 300

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