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By calorine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By calorine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By blackstar - 26/01/2012 20:37 - Suisse
By voyeur - 28/01/2012 00:08
By LowAndLo - 28/01/2012 13:48 - France
By Anonyme - 29/01/2012 21:19
By Excuishle - 16/02/2012 21:01 - France
By Némo ou Durex - 17/02/2012 12:19 - France
By Indigochantilly - 20/02/2012 14:44 - France
By leroymerlin - 28/02/2012 17:25 - Chine
By Dr. House - 28/02/2012 19:20 - France
By lolita63 - 07/03/2012 20:14 - France
By Anonyme - 11/03/2012 15:24 - France
By guiz41 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Pastez - 25/03/2012 12:26 - France
By kupos10 - 25/03/2012 18:37 - France - Paris
By PersonneIci - 28/03/2012 07:44 - Suisse - Dietikon
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je ne pensais pas qu'elle allait être mise sur le site! Merci!! Alors, explication plus détaillée! =) Tout d'abord, mon patron est marié et il a deux enfants. Il à 15 ans de plus que moi, j'an ai à peine 22 et je suis mariée également. ^^ Oui, il est beau et mignon, mais il est assez... spécial! C'est le meilleur patron que j'ai eu et parfois il nous sors des phrases... je ne sais pas où il va les chercher! Ex: Jour du salon de l'auto, il y avait du monde et j'arrive à mon travail, il ne me dit pas bonjour mais: "Tu vas te faire défoncer!" 0.o (Oui patron, d'accord) Je suis entrée dans le bureau et mon boss a fermé la porte, je parlais tranquillement avec lui quand le manageur est arrivé (mignon lui aussi) et quand il a posé la question, mon patron m'a pris dans ces bras et a annoncé ma Fausse grossesse, le manageur y a cru, mais il n'a pas souris. Le patron lui a dit que je voulais prendre Déjà mes mois de congés à l'avance et là, il a paniqué, car il manquais du personnel. Je suis devenue rouge de honte et je n'ai pas sorti un mot. Le manageur m'a demandé si je voulais le garder à mon âge et c'est là que le patron à dit: "Bien sûr qu'elle va le garder! C'est moi le père!" Et il m'a enlacé. Bon, au bout de 30 secondes ils ont éclaté de rire et j'étais soulagée! J'ai bien pris la blague, mais je n'ai plus oser regarder mes deux supérieurs pendant deux semaines, et ils m'ont en fait des blagues!! Le plus drôle c'est mon patron. Un jour il vient vers moi et me demande depuis quand j'ai les cheveux long. Et je lui ai dis que cela faisais 4 mois, il m'a demandé ce que j'utilisais comme produit pour qu'ils poussent si vite... C'était des rajouts de 1 m.... Voilà voilà. la VDM est surtout par le fait qu'il est marié et qu'il drague tout ce qui bouge et que j'ai un copain super jaloux! Vive la confusion et les engueulades... =) En tout cas j'aime bien vos commentaires! Je ris bien! =)
By Aldoch - 29/03/2012 13:45 - France
By Guedos - 30/03/2012 23:41 - France
By octavia - 31/03/2012 21:11 - France - Vigneux-sur-seine
By un cuisto original - 18/04/2012 18:40 - France - Talence
J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)