Babysitter
By Rapporteuse - 24/09/2013 13:50 - France - Castelginest
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Hello, je suis l'auteur (la fille de l'histoire en fait) ! Alors les faits remontent à quelques années mais je crois que je jouais à un Suikoden. Sauf que comme d'hab, je me suis perdue dans une ville en cherchant un truc alors petit craquage improductif à courir après les oiseaux en ricanant. Ma mère s'est bien foutue de moi après m'avoir surprise ^^ Mais que #34 se rassure, je cours aussi après les pigeons en vrai, même maintenant. Promis, à quarante ans j'arrête. (... ou pas)
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!