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By pickyy - 28/12/2013 20:37 - France - Aix-en-provence
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By pickyy - 28/12/2013 20:37 - France - Aix-en-provence
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By Anonyme - 03/01/2014 18:39 - France - Anglet
By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
By Lindir - 09/01/2014 13:51 - France
Ma VDM... Publiée... :sort le champagne: Je n'aurai pas cru que ça susciterait autant de jeux de mots ! Alors, pour répondre un peu en vrac aux questions posées : Il n'y a pas de verrou à notre salle de bain, et il n'y avait aucun signe y indiquant la présence de mon frère. Et pour toutes les personnes se demandant pourquoi il n'a pas utilisé un coupe-ongle, je vous dirai... Que je n'en sais rien x) après sa superbe répartie, je suis juste sortie de la salle de bain sans insister et sans oser poser de questions x)
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By Maxime - 14/01/2014 09:27 - France - Avignon
Le petit détail qui tue : J'ai un escalier en bois, donc le "liquide" a traversé et a goutté dans l'escalier du dessous, en tombant sur tout ce qui était posé sur les marches de la cave. Et de temps en temps on reçoit une goutte sur la tête. Bon appétit !
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By Anonyme - 15/01/2014 01:15 - Australie
Bonjour à tous, Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait marrer ! Alors, quelques petites précisions : Déjà, il faut savoir que j'étais trèèèèèèès fatiguée ce jour là et effectivement, cette VDM ne m'est pas arrivée aujourd'hui (on est en vacances, comme l'on fait remarquer une bonne dizaine de personnes), mais il y a quelques années quand j'étais encore au lycée. Et, malheureusement, mon prof n'a pas du tout fait le rapprochement avec le bouquin. En revanche mes potes, si ! C'est d'ailleurs quand j'ai senti l'atmosphère pesante dans la classe et vu leurs yeux genre " Woooow la honte, non, elle l'a pas dit, c'est pas possible ..." que je me suis aperçue de ma grosse imbécilité ! Voilà, voilà et du coup, sachez qu'à l'Antiquité, les esclaves étaient affranchis tout simplement grâce à un testament. Mais je devais surement trouver ça pas assez cool ! :)