mrsmirk

Mr Lodi, U.S. 39 years-old Single

gassy This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Aubrey, United States

Love that for you

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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james88 7 January 2013, 21:39 Altoona, United States

Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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mrsmirk

Love that for you

Foiled

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