The Top · The all-time greatest FMLs

Anonymous · 27 April 2026, 20:00 ·Kansas City, United States

Whoops

Today, I took a car out for a test drive to investigate a mysterious clunking noise. I heard the exact sound the customer had described, and then realized a wrench had been left on top of the engine and had slipped down and got caught near the battery. I had to come back and explain that the issue had been a skill issue. FML

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FML Videos · 7 November 2018, 18:30 ·New York, United States

Farm Struggles

At least he tried...

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Anonymous · 23 November 2021, 16:58

Party animal

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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food plz · 30 September 2026, 15:00 ·United States

GeoGuessr not so much

Today, I ordered takeaway and waited outside my building for the delivery driver. After ten minutes, he called and said he'd arrived. I told him I couldn't see him. He said he was standing outside my building. We were both outside different buildings with the same number. FML

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Anonymous · 19 November 2023, 09:00 ·George Town, Cayman Islands

Pissed

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Anonymous · 9 July 2026, 03:00 ·Detroit, United States

Gimme the juice

Today, I was overjoyed when someone finally came to my house to get the electricity back up and running. All that was changed to dismay upon finding out they first needed to find a tree trimming and removal service to clean up all the fallen branches on the power lines. FML

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FML Videos · 24 October 2018, 00:30

Sit Up Struggles

Too relatable.

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Anonymous · 22 November 2025, 12:00

Butterfingers

Today, I sneezed so bad in public that I dropped my coffee, kicked it while trying to catch it, and watched it slide dramatically across the floor into someone’s shoe. They gasped like I'd committed a crime. I just whispered, “Sorry” and fled. FML

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Anonymous · 21 September 2021, 05:00 ·Bankstown, Australia

Nice try, fed

Today, I was selling weed to a guy by text. He was using our code, saying, "Can I book a tutoring session at 6 o'clock?" I asked, "How many hours do you need?" He replied, "Three please." I said, "Sure." Then he said, "Just leave it in the blue Adidas again." FML

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Anonymous · 3 February 2023, 22:00

Not like that

Today, my boss told me to 'think outside the box'. I did and got lost in a corn maze for hours. FML

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FML Videos · 11 November 2018, 00:00 ·New York, United States

Weekend Routine

If only this could last forever...

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julia · 4 July 2026, 12:00 ·United States

Good vibes

Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML

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a…… · 8 February 2023, 04:00 ·Argentina 🌶️ Spicy

Get it where you can

Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML

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FML Videos · 16 November 2018, 18:30 ·New York, United States

King of the Jungle

What would Mufasa think?!

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Adam · 23 October 2023, 16:00

Gambling is bad

Today, I found out that I will not be allowed to scout out some public land for deer hunting this weekend. It's my only free weekend, and it's a 6 hour drive one way. I guess hunting is going to be an expensive gamble this year. FML

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Nicole · 23 September 2026, 15:00 ·Fort Nelson, Canada

What?

Today, I went through the local coffee shop drive-thru and got a canned energy drink. I didn't notice the extra topping until I was miles down the road. Someone had thoughtfully topped the can with whipped cream and curly hairs. FML

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ThunderTh0t · 17 September 2021, 05:00 ·Australia

Great name

Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML

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Anistoncole · 13 March 2021, 20:01

Always check for ****

Today, I was showing why we picked the colour in our posters and ads for my department. I used a video to explain; I hadn't watched the full video. I skipped to halfway through and there was a picture of a naked woman with starfish on her tits. Everyone kinda went silent. FML

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Anonymous · 27 November 2025, 00:00

Custody battles

Today, my ex-wife has teamed up with my ex-girlfriend. Both are mentally ill. I have to have another custody fight and dispel lies because of their delusions. I just want to be left in peace. Instead, I have to have a death match for my 6 year-old daughter. Why does it have to be her or me? Why can’t it be both? FML

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Anonymous · 30 November 2022, 16:00

Mandatory BIKES!

Today, I wanted to experience the free breeze while riding on my bike, so I skipped wearing a helmet for the first time in a long while. I got fined just two minutes after. FML

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Anonymous · 23 August 2025, 15:00 ·United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Anarchy in the UK

Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML

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Anonymous · 31 May 2023, 12:00 ·Germany

Glued up

Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly LIKE that of my favorite lotion. FML

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Anonymous · 26 November 2023, 22:00 🌶️ Spicy

Get it on, son

Today, I was teasing my son about all the newlywed sex he must be having. He turned bright red and ended up admitting that because they stayed virgins until marriage they were too nervous to try on the wedding night, or on the honeymoon, or anytime since then. The wedding was 4 months ago. FML

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Anonymous · 21 March 2023, 00:00

Weird flex, but OK

Today, I’m too damn nice. I bought a cart of groceries for someone who was asking for help buying food outside a grocery store, so now I get to deal with the self-hatred that comes with being too nice for my own good. Again. FML

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lukey101 · 28 December 2023, 15:00 ·Brisbane, Australia

Hurry up!

Today, I increased my internet plan to help speed up downloading a giant 600GB file. After paying for the upgrade, I got a notification that the plan change wouldn’t be effected until 24 hours later. Of course, it actually upgraded mere moments after the file download had already completed. FML

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EffUThen · 23 January 2024, 00:00 ·United States

Slick and suave

Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML

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Facebook-less · 10 October 2024, 09:00 ·Steele, United States

Social media is bad for your anxiety

Today, I tried to log into Facebook, only to find I can't. Every time I try, no matter what device I'm on, I get an error message. I have no idea how to fix the problem, even after lots of searching. Even worse, I can't use Messenger either. My friends don't believe me, and think I'm simply ignoring them. FML

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Anonymous · 22 December 2025, 22:00

Nothing to see here, move along

Today, I rushed to work after spilling coffee on my shirt and thought I’d dried it enough. Under the office lights, it looked like a giant brown stain. Three people asked if I was OK. I spent the whole day hunched over my desk pretending nothing was wrong. FML

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Will · 19 August 2021, 08:02

Storage wars

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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HeatherFeather · 23 May 2024, 22:00 ·Fort Lauderdale, United States

Loving

Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML

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