Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Welshite 40
Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!
lh176 7
Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually
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Comments (140)
dankeykong 12
She's 10 and thinks she's mature because she has a boyfriend. It means nothing at that age. You live your life and have your first kiss with someone who you really love.
Burn_in_Hell 10
I feel you girl. :))
LaurenH2016 5
Don't worry about not having a boyfriend right now. School should be more important and you'll probably find a good guy in doing something you love. Don't worry about it! The guy of your dreams will come to you in due time I promise you :) ~Keep smiling
cherdalove1122 5
I totally feel you bro! :(
WeskersSexslave 15
its okay. Shell go through heartbreak and then you can laugh at her.
YumnaZaeem 10
Ugh. I'm seventeen and I haven't ever had a boyfriend either. :|
donutcallmethat 16
Honey, don't even worry about it. It doesn't mean anything at all, except maybe you haven't met the right boy, yet. It's much better to only date a few really great people, than to date every slobbering doofus who comes along. Of course, you might end up dating a few slobbering doofuses first, and then move on to great people. That happens sometimes. I totally get being seventeen and wanting a boyfriend, but you're so young. Things will get better in college.
mushchil 1
Cinderella was 19 before she met her Prince Charming. Just hang in there
kasey_n_landon 2
I didn't get my first kiss... Or my first boyfriend until I was 20. I'm 21 now and still with him.
FuturePTrob 1
Don't feel bad. Life doesn't come with a manual. It'll happen when it happens.