Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML
Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
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yesmy_love 0
hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.
philopastry 0
Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty
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Comments (162)
thisisher 0
Why do FMLs like this get posted but ones that are ACTUALLY FML-worthy don't? This site is REALLY starting to go to hell.
scorpioserpent 1
Not an FML. Advertisers aim to make the dog food look very appetizing so owners will buy it for their dogs.
blazerbum 0
AN COMMERCIAL!??? are you serious... AN commercial... wow
MangyBum 0
An commercial
yui567 0
Agree with 23 and 44. Not an FML. This was the whole point of the ad.
Not2farWAY2close 0
I agree not rele an FML, but Have you ever tried Beggin' Bits....They're better then real bacon!
IanKasprzak123 0
Sounds like somebodys 300 lbs over weight
vee_baby 0
I saw "an commercial" and clicked YDI.
f_mylife24 0
This shit got through moderation and mine didn't? BAAh.
Seegtease 0
#37: My teacher never told me "h" was a vowel, either. And that's an honest story. I could go on for an hour, but I won't. You also fail for pointing out #28 as if she made a mistake when it was actually the FML with the mistake.