Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML
Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
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Top comments
yesmy_love 0
hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.
philopastry 0
Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty
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Comments (162)
22_fml 0
that sucks for you
22_fml 0
i agree with #1...but i have a dog that crap looks good on tv but it smells like shit when you open....so have fun eating it.
naijaboy28 0
This is the worst FML ever, **** u
kxu1337 1
you saw a dog food commercial and your life is ******?
brcck 0
So?
Dave010897 0
Why don't you go **** yourself?
RunnerChomp12 0
Seriously? Did you just watch Jim Gaffigan's 'Beyond the Pale' and decide to use it yourself?
Gotz_No_Love 1
it's not like your mom or something else came and saw you.
TBD3 0
Ever heard of Jim Gaffigan by chance?
xania_fml 0
lmao there's a dog insurance advert on the side. with golden retrievers. anyways guys, lay off. and OP, you're a cheap date.