Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
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Top comments
sweetangst 0
Long distance is the name of the game for all military couples at one point or another. If she can't hack it, she's not worth it.
mpclaw 3
You found out about her before she could inflict serious damage in your life. Smile!
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Comments (123)
slmnrh2011 2
i am so sorry:/
Solor09 0
She wasnt worth it
polkadott967 0
Ok, what's up with all the people saying "You Deserved It"?? I mean, the poor guy has been doing a public service by being in the military, it's not like it's his fault he got dumped! I honestly don't understand how he deserved this.
XxQuartersxX 14
Awwe :( I could never leave my bear if he went into the military. Id wait and be patient with all my heart and soul and every fiber of my being. Hes all I have and I love him more than my life itself.
jweb1434 6
Just shows she's not worth it
KingreX32 21
screw her.
xoxostitchesxoxo 5
She can go f*ck herself then.